Customised Triumph low rider
I’ve always been pretty crap with names (but spectacularly good with faces) so if anyone had asked me a few years ago if I knew Steve Hallam, I wouldn’t have had a clue. If they were in the know in certain circles, they might have given me a nudge by telling me that he did the wiring on the beautiful red bobber Charley used to kick off his “By Any Means” beano back in ’08.

Front of a customised Triumph twin

Crowd of people and bikesAh, that’ll be “Steve the Bike Sparks” then – or Steve Sparks as he’s appeared in my address book for the last twenty years (I only know his real name now because we’ve become ‘friends’ on Facebook!) – of course I know him, it isn’t just Ewan’s mate’s machine that he put the loom together for!

In fact I’d be fascinated to know just how many choppers, custom bikes, trikes and god knows what else, carry Steve’s trademark, simple, efficient, 110% reliable, tailor-made looms. All I know is that I’ve got used to getting into a conversation with someone who’s riding something special – whether it’s an outrageous chop, a three-wheeler, or an Italian classic with a history of questionable electrics – and they’ll tell me that Steve sorted out the electrics on the very machine they were sitting astride. It doesn’t matter whether the rider is an ex WW2 Hurricane pilot on an immaculate Norvin, an otherwise respectable suburban housewife on an RC30, or a member of a back patch MCC on a Harley or a lump of Brit iron (and a lot of the people who know Steve best and respect him most, seem to fall into the latter group), if they live in the southeast of England and they have been directly involved in the building or restoring of something with two or three wheels, the chances are they’ll know Steve.

Will Starritt is a director at Urban Rider in London’s New Kings Road and was a key player in presenting the BikeShed Event at the Shoreditch Studios over the weekend of the 17th ~ 19th May 2013. I was introduced to Wills a couple of days before the show by – yup you guessed it – Steve Sparks, who was busy putting the finishing touches to the electrics on the neat and oh so practical, Honda CL400 based Urban Rider special; consequently on Friday evening me and my brand new missus turned up at the trendy studios, located appropriately enough alongside the London College of Fashion and just a few hundred yards up the road from the ‘Silicon Roundabout’.

There was a lovely chap with a guest list guarding the car park and although he couldn’t find my name on it, when I told him I was from The Rider’s Digest his face lit up and he told us how much he loved the magazine and waved us in. We weren’t on the list the fella on the door was holding either but I waved my large camera at him and informed him Wills had assured me that my name would be on the list (in the very best blagger tradition) and he nodded to the two large men in black suits to let us pass.

Customised Kawasaki Z1000 and Norton

Inside, the tastefully arranged bikes, pictures and bits of kit, along with the predominance of ever so trendy, bright young things, brought to mind an exhibition I’d attended at the ICA (Institute of Contemporary Arts) many years earlier. Back then I had twin chips on my young shoulders and I wore them like a pair of working class epaulettes, which unfortunately tended to get in the way of me getting the most from occasions like this; but as Wendy and I walked around the converted railway arches and I labelled the BSMC “The Posh Boys’ Bike Club”, there wasn’t even the teeniest trace acrimony because as we both agreed, it had all been done ever so well.

Two pictures, a cafe racer Yamaha single, and s Bikeshed poster seen past an out of focus Triumph

And who were we to begrudge beautiful young people that right to be… well… young and beautiful? OK so there were quite a few people who had clearly put a whole lot of thought into their appearance, but since when has that been a felony – or restricted to any particular social class? You only have to consider Teddy Boys, Mods Revivalists, Skinheads, Goths, Rockers, or any other group you can think of and while they all have certain implied restrictions within their ‘dress codes’, there’s always plenty of room for an individual with a particular flair for dressing to impress, to mark themselves’ out as an ‘Ace Face’ (even if they are only bellboys in real life).

Customised SR500

Three blokes sitting on a sofa drinking beerClassy classic brands like Belstaff, and Davida helmets were very much to the fore, suggesting that the ‘dress code’ for BikeShed MC is designed to reflect the urban – not to mention urbane – nature of their exquisitely put together motosickles. There was even a dramatically tattooed barber with a delightfully twirled moustache who stylishly coiffed hair all the time that we were there (I can only assume he’d been trimming beards too because quite a few of the BSMC boys seemed to be rocking substantial, but generally incredibly tidy, facial hair). Apparently there was a resident tattooist inking visitors throughout the weekend too but we failed to spot him/her.

Bikes and fashion apart it was brilliant to catch up with Steve Sparks (and introduce him to Wendy – they’d already heard quite a bit about each other) and to finally meet ace snapper Gary Margerum, who has produced some stunning pictorials for the Digest and has now provided this month’s cover photograph (which showcases the ever so elegant Honda powered 400 that Urban Rider had on display). Blez had managed to blag his way in too and he introduced us to illustrator and design wiz John Mockett and reintroduced me to Davida supremo Fiddy, so what with free beers included, all in all we had a top night out on the town.

Customised Triumph low rider

Customised jap 4 cylinder cafe racer

Two pictures, a stallholder drinking beer, and some customised 1970's BMW airheads

Array of customised bikes

Four pictures, guys drinking beer in thrre of them, and a shot of two 1970's full face helmets

Two pictures, a bike in front of a spiral staircase, and a juy sitting on a single cylinder flat tracker

two pictures of two different flat trackers, one a Triumph

Four pictures, a guy cutting hair in one, and the other of various customised bikes

Two pictures, one a guy wearing a 'spirit of the seventies leather jacket', and the other of a Kawasaki flat tracker custom

Four pictures of various customised bikes, cafe racers and flat trackers

Three pictures, some leather jackets on a wall, a bike shed T shirt, and a spotlight on a cafe racer custom.

A guy wearing a grin, bandana, and a furry jacket.As I suggested above, the years have done wonders to soften the prejudices that would have prevented me from enjoying an event like this in my youth, but aside from appreciating all the thought and effort that had gone into it and all the interesting bikes and fascinating pictures, it was reassuring to hear that people like Steve and Lee from Viking Motorcycle Seats, craftsmen whose work I’ve admired for years, finally look like they might be able to make something resembling a steady living, if the vogue for individually restored and restyled utilitarian bikes continues to thrive – and given the sort of dreary, soulless, computer-chipped, fuel-injected, plastic dross the big manufacturers are churning out these days, I can see no good reason why it shouldn’t.

Dave Gurman

The Bike Shed Motorcycle Club

Urban Rider

Viking Seats

11 thoughts on “The Posh Boys’ Bike Club”

  1. I’ve emailed the guys to inform them that we are all posh, young and beautiful. Not all of them will be convinced, but it’ll put a spring in my step for at least a week. Thanks for a very nicely written article, …and meanwhile we are most satisfied that you found our petite exhibition an agreeable experience. Mayhaps we’ll see you next week at the Ivy? I have a beard trimming appointment on Monday, but I’m fairly free after that…

    1. Some would say that I was stretching a point a little by describing you and the chaps as young and beautiful, but what can I tell you, we’re striving to emulate the professional magazines and honesty doesn’t appear to be a major criteria in their world…

      And I’ve been to the Ivy a few times – well I was a courier for years.

  2. posh boys club, love it, been a true Bermondsey lad I know where dave is coming from here but not taking away that dutch and the lads are a good bunch and a great show it was too, maybe upper class boys club as posh suggest stuck up/toffey nosed, lol.

    I enquired about 1 of the east London chops, lovely they are and was a serious enquiry but at 10k plus a donor bike I think I will pass, monety not a prob just end of day its a bobbed Hinckley triumph.

    eagerly awaiting next yrs show now.

    1. I’m ever so selective about the words I use John and I chose ‘Posh’ advisedly because it suggests they could potentially afford the more expensive south facing suites on the Queen Mary should they have felt so inclined, or to pay ten grand, plus donor bike, for a Hinkley Bob (are you sure that wasn’t one of the services being offered by the in-house barber?) if it tickles their fancy; as opposed to ‘Snobby’, which would indeed suggest that they wouldn’t even speak to the likes of you and me.

      Seriously, I hope it didn’t come across as classist because I’m a genuine believer in equality opportunities – besides some of my friends are posh, although they wouldn’t necessarily admit to it (being my friend that is, rather than being posh…)

  3. Brilliant Dave, and Steve has sorted more than a few Guzzis for me and my mates..he is a true artist with the crimpers! Highlight for me was the bikes in the amnesty bike park on sunday..a pair of 750 Kawasaki triple widow makers made a tremendous din

  4. Nice piece on great local show .
    Nice to see my seats and toolbags get a public airing .
    Looking forward to working with more London builders soon .

  5. Fantastic bikes, I am drooling. Surprised to see the ‘MC’ tag rather than ‘MCC’ . That would have attracted some 1% attention years ago.

  6. Having money, or monied friends, doesn’t make you upper class. If that’s all you have, it makes you a yuppy. Private education, having a military background, being from a family of repute or fame, being a member of a gentlemans club, being awarded honours, being recognised and admitted as a scholar or expert or artist by the academic or art world, does. That’s just the system. Winning the lottery wouldn’t cut it, for example.

    Ironically, actual motorcycle clubs (MCs) seem to understand this better than the wannabes.

    1. Thanks for your comment ‘The Truth’; I can only take it that you were responding to what John said above (which I thought I had already delivered an adequate response to) because as I’m sure you must be aware, I never use the term “Upper Class” anywhere in the article.

      However, I’m assuming from your pedantic description of what is required before one can be rightfully described as such that you a) believe that you belong to that class, or b) you wish that you did and are therefore inordinately impressed by that sort of stuff.

      You would have been better challenging my etymology of the word ‘Posh’ because after conducting further research it transpires that it refers to people who were classy enough to prefer the shady side of a ship en route to India, rather than the sunnier prospect know-nothing plebs like me would opt for on a cruise across the Atlantic.

      As for your observation about MCs, I’m not clear whether you are suggesting that they are better at discerning the true social class of individuals, or simply that they are more deferential?

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